| Ah, citizens of taste and moral fortitude… gather ‘round! |
| This Wisteria Theater opens the doors to REEFER MADNESS — and once you step inside, there’s no turning back.A cautionary tale… blossoming into full-blown theatrical chaos.A Night of Botanical Horror… and Hysteria at Wisteria. What begins as curiosity quickly takes root, spiraling into a frenzy of jazz, jitterbugs, scandalous choices, and utterly uncontrollable consequences. Consider this your warning. Garden Conditions: Gates Open: 7:15 PM — enter before the spread begins Seating Opens: 7:40 PM — stake your claim Free Parking: On site — no need to flee Bring a Jacket: a chill lingers in the air Concessions & Drinks: available for controlled indulgence Ages 16+: the faint of heart are discouraged Do not be careless. Secure your seats before it’s too late. See you in the garden.\ |
Reefer Madness at Wisteria
